Kanteena, Lancaster

One for the lovely folks of Lancaster, we're at an evening with the Melodrome inside Kanteena! Our first time at Kanteena so we're extra excited to play this one - also on the bill of music and cabaret is... Harpmonix, Fandjango, Dolly & Gertie, The Weatherboys, The Manfred, Georgia Brown and Cabaret Cliche PLUS us of course. Tickets are £8 in advance and £10 on the door. We'll see you there, Lancaster chums!

New at our merch table, we have these massive bumper stickers, with a clear and educational message in the interest of public safety. Find us at a show to get yours!

Here's our latest record, 'This Long Division', five tracks of joy for your ear holes. "Matador" about the life and (end?) times of a bullfighter, "Clones Are Peopel Two" where we take a promotional tour of an emergency human backup facility, "Square Peg" explores the delights of growing older under late stage capitalism and "We Declare A Robot War" because the idea of robots taking over seems so hilariously far fetched. There's also a tribute to The Muppets!

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Clones live a terrible life. Stuck in a VAT, genetically modified so they can't escape, and then when the day comes they get their organs harvested and the leftovers turned into slurry to feed other clones. Filmed and recorded LIVE in the Zvilnik Little Theatre - hope you enjoy it, and please take the time to like and subscribe!

Zvilnik goes back a long way, spanning multiversal timelines both dark and hopeful. It's been made of a lot of different musicians and recorded a metric ton of songs. Here's a couple selected at random, or you check out our bandcamp page - you could even buy an EP or some merch while you're there ;)

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