A Bizarre Cabaret

We're superconductors of eccentricity
Abusers of electricity
Wheeler dealers of the wonderful and weird
Curators of curiosities, monstrosities and atrocities
We've got what you've been looking for right here
If you like to be slightly frightened
But eventually enlightened
By tales of the extravagant and strange
Then drag your sorry skin within
And as your head begins to spin
Wake up to find yourself forever changed!

It's a bizarre cabaret and it's open all night
We've been making a show and it debuts tonight
You'd better hold on tight, we're going to shake the ground
It's a bizarre cabaret and we're just getting started now

So if you're anticipating
The noise we'll soon be making
Just bear with us a moment
As we prepare to launch
The curtains are parting
The show is starting, and
We've left a jar under your seat
For you to leave your heart in

It's a bizarre cabaret and it's open all night
We've made you a show and it debuts tonight
You'd better  hold on tight, we're going to shake the ground
It's a bizarre cabaret and we're just getting started