The Scorched Earth Companyt

Sometimes tricky decisions need to be made
Sometimes you need to know when to let go
Sometimes your only option is a clean slate
Sometimes you need to call our representative

We could be your last line of defence
We are the Scorched Earth Company
We offer no real recompense
And no guarantee of quality

We will do what no-one else will do
We will do exactly what's necessary
We will nuke this site from orbit
Then write something nice in your obituary

Baby get back
The fuses have been lit
The pumps have been primed
And it's time to get on with it
A firework display for those safely out of the way
One hell of a show if you're not at ground zero