The Last Halloween

Meet Mona, Mona Merkins
She is just an average ten year old
But beasts have been unleashed
A plague of monsters tricking and treating you
To scenes of mild peril
And scenes of gross dismemberment
Her friends are here to help
They may be dead, but that's not stopping them

Down here, in the woods
There's creatures up to nothing good
The dead are rising from their graves
To play the games they've always played
And things from outside time and space
Are lining up to take their place
To drink your blood and wear your face
Annihilate the human race...

Monsters want to kill all humans this Halloween, who will save us?
Monsters want to kill all humans this Halloween, who will save us?
Monsters want to kill all humans this Halloween, who will save us?
Monsters want to kill all humans this Halloween...

Things that crawl from unattended pentacles
Awful things with slimy tentacles
Werewolves, ghouls and cubes gelatinous
Creeping things that want to snack on us
Creatures summoned using ancient manuscripts
Toothy things with eyes on their fingertips
Witches, zombies, skeletons and lunatics
Bring out your dead for the monster apocalypse!

Is this The Last Halloween?
This is The Last Halloween?

This is The Last Halloween (this is the last halloween)
This is The Last Halloween (this is the last halloween)
This is The Last Halloween (this is the last halloween)
This is The Last Halloween (this is the last halloween)

The Last Halloween!