Settle Down Princess

Settle down Princess, of course you're special 
you're a unique snowflake, completely one-of-a-kind
You're a big deal, you're why the sun comes up
and why would you ever think otherwise?

Settle down Princess, nobody means it
when they say you're crazy, it's just the phase of the moon
But you're the best in show, you're the apple of our eyes
So don't stress, and settle down princess

And you can leave it to Karma
This girl's a natural charmer
And of course you can have what you want, when you want

Settle down princess, a modern day Veruca Salt
It's not your fault, but you should alter your perspective
Stamping your foot might do it when you're two
But now your teenage years are through, you'll find it less effective

Settle down princess, you're hanging from a rope
Sour notes, spilling from your throat-hole
Nobody's taking you away from all of this
It's your mess, little miss, so settle down Princess

And you can leave it to Karma
This prince is a natural charmer
And of course you can have what you want, when you want

Settle down princess
Settle down princess
Settle down princess
Settle down princess