Chihuahuas

Pugs are thugs! They do drugs then throw up on your rugs!
Poodles eat noodles and waste time drawing doodles of strudels
Dalmatians cause frustration 'cause they're insane in their brain situation
So when you choose your pooch, the truth is
there's only one pooch you should choose!

We're compact
Aggressive
High impact
Impressive
And we have two wa wa's

We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
And we are the best dog to put in your bag

Spaniels have big ears that dangle, and they're vandals that always cause scandals!
Labradors are total bores, and mentally defective eyesores!
There's shih-tzus and schnauzers
And dachshunds and corgis
And shar-peis, and greyhounds
But only one dog you should choose (and here's why!)

We're tougher
And smaller
We're rougher
We're baller!
And we have two wa wa's

We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
And we are the best dog to put in your bag

We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas
We have two wa-wa's 'cause we are chihuahuas