Better Homes And Gardens

We're gonna make a baby
Out of parts that we have lying around
A bouncing baby mechanoid
From all the spares that we have found
And we're gonna love him
Just as if he was our own
And we're gonna take care of him until he's fully grown

We don't care what you think
If you say our boy's an abomination
We'll bring him up well
We'll bring him up strong
We'll give him the finest education
And when our baby's all grown up
We'll show him what to do
He'll take his turn to take care of us
By taking care of you

He's a good boy, just wants to get ahead
He's a good boy, just does what he's told to do
And does it very well
He's a good boy, just wants to get ahead
His mechanical heart tick tock tick ticking
Like yours does too

We desire better homes and gardens
It's all that we require