We Re Joining A Cult

We were thinking of joining a cult, but none of them suited us
Thinking of joining a cult, but they didn't want nothing to do with us
So we're starting a cult, and we couldn't be more excited
Couldn't be more delighted, and you're all invited
If you're thinking of joining a cult
Then we've got a role for you
We've got a robe for you
And maybe there's still hope for you
If you're thinking of joining a cult
This could be the life for you
A new husband and wife for you
A ceremonial knife for you

Tentacles, we've got tentacles, we've got tentacles for you

Since we started a cult for the sleeping ones that lie beneath
When you're starting a cult, you'll find your dreams will come with teeth
So join the cult, for the plotting and the scheming
And the sharing in the dreaming and the waking with the screaming
If you join the cult
Then life will be a beach for you
Until the shadows reach for you
Then it's down the hatch with bleach for you
And when you join the cult
That's when you'll learn to see beyond
Where senses do not correspond
And everything is wrong
Everything is wrong

Tentacles, we've got tentacles, we've got tentacles for you
You get a front row seat for the end of the world
Modified meat like Cronenberg
The planet is titanic, here comes the iceberg
From the depths of space
Don't panic! Don't panic! We're here with you
As the end times provide you with a doom with a view
The portal splits open and the beast comes through
We'll all sing together as we reach for the heavens
With our tentacles!