Glorious Leader

We show no deference to opinions, without a shred of evidence
We won't line the streets and cheer, for the lies you told to get here
We won't wave our little flags, and salute our Glorious Leader
We'd rather bow to Jesus, and we're not very keen on that guy either
You could call us degenerates or saboteurs, or whatever the word is these days
Whatever you choose to use to suggest we're the sub, and you're the humans
We're not about to line up, and kneel before our Glorious Leader
You can hand us your propaganda, but these alternative facts won't stand

All Hail The Glorious Leader, All Hail the brand new age of prosperity
When you're ethically ambidextrous, down can be up with complete sincerity
It doesn't matter what we believe, as long as we believe in the Glorious Leader
It doesn't matter what we do, as long as we do as we're told, right?

ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER
ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL!

Put on your best suit, polish your boots, and be sure to salute when they send the brigade
They'll enjoy golden showers of real solid gold In those ivory towers, so enjoy the parade
Oh no! It's a real horrorshow... but at least the nation has spoken
Take a knee, take two, take three, for the Glorious Leader the people have chosen
All Hail the Glorious Leader, swallow your pill as they shut down the border
They can't  build a brand new world if they can't construct a new world order
To employ a culinary analogy, you are the eggs that must be broken
So, take a knee, take two, take three, for the Glorious Leader the people have chosen

ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER
ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL!

We'll build a machine, we'll build a machine you can believe in
We'll build a machine, we'll build a machine you can believe in
We'll build a machine, we'll build a machine you can believe in
We'll build a machine, we'll build a machine you can believe in