Idiots Rule

You're paying thousands of english pounds
For the truly authentic kidnapping experience
Trying hard to ignore the fact
That you know in your heart it's all a simulation
And the fact of the kidnap is inevitably coloured by the presence of that information
Conclusive proof
Of unavoidable truth
That some things can never be faked
When idiots rule!

They say things are better than ever before
The system's been improved with a series of upgrades
Everybody will find they're better off
And we'll prove it with photos of satisfied citizens
You can prove anything you want when the data is skewed to support your cause
With the press on your side
It's easy to hide
'Cause some things are easily faked
When idiots rule!

There's nothing to stop us
From getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imagine

Idiots rule!